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isoempress:

Thor, at Loki’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with them?

Steve: Of course *leaves*

Thor, leaning over Loki’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Loki: Yeah no shit

Except Norse custom was to cremate the dead.

Thor would absolutely insist on a “proper funeral” with cremation, build a ridiculously big funeral pyre, and make a big show out of lighting it until Loki had no choice but to reveal that he’s alive.

Thor, at Loki’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with them?

Steve: Of course *leaves*

Thor, leaning over Loki’s boat before it’s to be put out to sea and burned: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Loki: No shit Sherlock, now help me out. I’ve got a substitute corpse I need to swap in before these fools light me on fire.