kendrawriter:

happily-morgan:

the–preacher:

pumpkinspicedslut:

This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche

But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well

And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.

Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.

I love this cautionary tale.

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.

It’s like this weird compulsion. Like this strange tick they can’t shake. Like “she MUST know. I HAVE TO. I MUUUUUST!”

It’s hilarious and sad. Mostly sad.