alwaysatomicconniseur:

copperbadge:

jonothetonedeafsidekick:

crazyfandomaddicted:

JUST SAW THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND LAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED THE DOG OMG

@copperbadge

Steve Rogers: Fellas, let me handle this. We’ll have two hockey pucks and make ‘em cry, a yard bird with the works, three orders of frog sticks with plenty of sea dust, eve with a lid on for me, and Atlantas all around. 

Translation: Two well done burgers with onions, a chicken with everything on it, three orders of french fries with lots of salt, an apple pie and cokes for everyone.