one-piece-of-harry:

OkAY so tony stark being the old fuck he isn’t he completely refuses to eat birthday cake or over indulge in anything even when it’s a celebration and like it KILLS Peter because when he invited himself along to celebrate tonys birthday he expected, like, iron man 2 tony stark with a giant crowd and pulsing music and slyfully stealing drinks under Tony’s nose but instead theres about a dozen people all sitting in a circle after having sushi and tony is unwrapping foreign types of coffee and essential oils (gifts from other avengers for fucks sake) and Peter is banging his head against a wall because instead of birthday cake they’re having fruit parfaits with Greek yogurt and dear god it’s only 8 o’clock and tony just uttered the words “turn in early” why is his dad so lame