smiling-through-stardust:

jamskull:

shelbysspecialplace:

avi-fangirls:

thishazeleyeddemon:

greenvelvetcake:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

I was baked at 350 degrees F for 30 minutes

I personally am a conglomerate of paper-machê and duct tape.

I’m a work of art, just stepped out of my canvas to be admired.

God just tossed me

I’m a Minecraft villager NPC

I’m a ball of duct tape covered in felt

My sister was found in a bottle of milk. As for myself, i was spawned inside a dumpster. This is why you take out the trash, people, otherwise babies are grown